Well, hi! I’m Emily Rodgers. That’s Emily Rodgers, the copywriter. Not Emily Rodgers the singer.
If you came here looking for music, I can offer you a questionable rendition of a Michael Jackson song of your choice and not much else.
If you’re now going to leave in search of the singer, that’s cool. It’s been nice having you here. Hope to see you again soon.
If you came here looking to read things about sustainability, feminism and whatever else is getting my goat, then you are, in fact, in the correct place. Scroll right on down and see if anything takes ya fancy.
If you also just got a hilarious mental image of yourself mounting a goat, I did too. We should be friends.
If you came here looking to give your brand’s website a bit of zhush with some conversational copy, take those saucy fingers up to the top and have a goose at my copywriting portfolio.
If it’s none of the above, I’m not really sure why you’re here, but I like your style. Carry on.